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NiemandWeiss
nee-mand-vice
Joined: Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:01 pm Posts: 2035 Location: Sydney, Australia Gender: Male .: The Don
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 Write a Haiku
Dear Apple iPod, why will you not charge up? You fucking shit thing.
Do it now!!! 5 sylables frist line. 6 2nd line. 5 for the last line.
_________________ *cue The Godfather theme*
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| Thu May 14, 2009 7:35 pm |
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Baron
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:08 am Posts: 1983 Location: Confirmed. Sending supplies. Gender: Male .: Von Evil
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 Re: Write a Haiku
Thought it was 5/7/5? Anyway... This is a haiku The statement below is true Truly a haiku 
_________________ Light shall break and bring a bright sky
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| Fri May 15, 2009 8:06 am |
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Kung Fu Fury
Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:14 pm Posts: 1239 Location: Don't ask...for gods sake don't ask... Gender: Male .: ROCK ON!
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Stupid fish dinner! Choking on bones unpleasant! Do not want at all!
_________________ 'I can't throw for shit...' 
'tis no man! 'tis a vicious, eating machine! - Baron Von Evil on Kung Fu Fury's eating habits
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| Fri May 15, 2009 3:41 pm |
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Baron
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:08 am Posts: 1983 Location: Confirmed. Sending supplies. Gender: Male .: Von Evil
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I mopped the floor Using a seven-foot mop The floor was cleaned
_________________ Light shall break and bring a bright sky
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| Sat May 16, 2009 3:45 am |
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Kung Fu Fury
Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:14 pm Posts: 1239 Location: Don't ask...for gods sake don't ask... Gender: Male .: ROCK ON!
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I was hungover Shower and gym made me well must remember this
_________________ 'I can't throw for shit...' 
'tis no man! 'tis a vicious, eating machine! - Baron Von Evil on Kung Fu Fury's eating habits
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| Sun May 17, 2009 2:15 pm |
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Baron
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:08 am Posts: 1983 Location: Confirmed. Sending supplies. Gender: Male .: Von Evil
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 Re: Write a Haiku
E A D G B Wherefore is my missing E? One pound fifty please.
_________________ Light shall break and bring a bright sky
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| Mon May 18, 2009 4:45 pm |
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Kung Fu Fury
Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:14 pm Posts: 1239 Location: Don't ask...for gods sake don't ask... Gender: Male .: ROCK ON!
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I need a strong drink Something with alot of kick a strong drink indeed
_________________ 'I can't throw for shit...' 
'tis no man! 'tis a vicious, eating machine! - Baron Von Evil on Kung Fu Fury's eating habits
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| Mon May 18, 2009 5:24 pm |
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Kung Fu Fury
Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:14 pm Posts: 1239 Location: Don't ask...for gods sake don't ask... Gender: Male .: ROCK ON!
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There are few posters! Why is nobody posting?! Please post more people!
_________________ 'I can't throw for shit...' 
'tis no man! 'tis a vicious, eating machine! - Baron Von Evil on Kung Fu Fury's eating habits
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| Tue May 19, 2009 2:31 pm |
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NiemandWeiss
nee-mand-vice
Joined: Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:01 pm Posts: 2035 Location: Sydney, Australia Gender: Male .: The Don
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 Re: Write a Haiku
Look I am posting I am posting right here What an awesome post
_________________ *cue The Godfather theme*
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| Tue May 19, 2009 9:36 pm |
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Baron
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:08 am Posts: 1983 Location: Confirmed. Sending supplies. Gender: Male .: Von Evil
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 Re: Write a Haiku
The Karma Project Few members it has right now Needs more exposure 
_________________ Light shall break and bring a bright sky
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| Thu May 21, 2009 3:09 pm |
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Kung Fu Fury
Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:14 pm Posts: 1239 Location: Don't ask...for gods sake don't ask... Gender: Male .: ROCK ON!
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I concur baron! more members are needed here! more members indeed...
_________________ 'I can't throw for shit...' 
'tis no man! 'tis a vicious, eating machine! - Baron Von Evil on Kung Fu Fury's eating habits
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| Thu May 21, 2009 3:39 pm |
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AngelofDeath
Joined: Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:43 am Posts: 458 Location: Somewhere, Somplace, Sometime Gender: Male
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 Re: Write a Haiku
We're looking down on Wayne's basement. Only that's not Wayne's basement. Isn't that weird? Had to be done, even though I don't think it's really a haiku. I think I might what the film 
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| Fri May 22, 2009 8:50 pm |
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NiemandWeiss
nee-mand-vice
Joined: Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:01 pm Posts: 2035 Location: Sydney, Australia Gender: Male .: The Don
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 Re: Write a Haiku
Exams draw nearer And therefore, my friends, My posts are fewer
_________________ *cue The Godfather theme*
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| Sun May 24, 2009 4:18 am |
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The Only Sound
Joined: Tue May 13, 2008 7:02 pm Posts: 269 Gender: Male .: Time Code
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I spent 6 months talking to a girl in haiku's. That was great. I'm dead serious too.
Allergies sucks ass Where is my benadryl? Benadryl help me!
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| Tue May 26, 2009 6:56 am |
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Kung Fu Fury
Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:14 pm Posts: 1239 Location: Don't ask...for gods sake don't ask... Gender: Male .: ROCK ON!
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sparred with freinds all day large bruises formed on arms now punch kick elbow knee!
_________________ 'I can't throw for shit...' 
'tis no man! 'tis a vicious, eating machine! - Baron Von Evil on Kung Fu Fury's eating habits
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| Tue May 26, 2009 12:01 pm |
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Baron
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:08 am Posts: 1983 Location: Confirmed. Sending supplies. Gender: Male .: Von Evil
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 Re: Write a Haiku
Mozart, king of art With my fish is a true joy Bubbles and scales.
_________________ Light shall break and bring a bright sky
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| Wed May 27, 2009 11:15 am |
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Kung Fu Fury
Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:14 pm Posts: 1239 Location: Don't ask...for gods sake don't ask... Gender: Male .: ROCK ON!
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Bored to bloody hell there is nothing fun to do! fucking college work 
_________________ 'I can't throw for shit...' 
'tis no man! 'tis a vicious, eating machine! - Baron Von Evil on Kung Fu Fury's eating habits
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| Thu May 28, 2009 10:07 am |
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Citra
Moderator
Joined: Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:19 pm Posts: 2017 Location: Illinois Gender: Female .: Amazing.
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 Re: Write a Haiku
Baron is quite wise. A proper haiku be this: With 5-7-5 At least that's what I was taught. 
_________________ Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose.
We're all part of a very talented breakfast.
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| Fri May 29, 2009 7:58 am |
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NiemandWeiss
nee-mand-vice
Joined: Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:01 pm Posts: 2035 Location: Sydney, Australia Gender: Male .: The Don
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 Re: Write a Haiku
But I checked the internets! They told me 5-6-5!  Would the internets lie to me?... Actually..thats more than likely. Carry on.
_________________ *cue The Godfather theme*
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| Sat May 30, 2009 3:24 am |
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Citra
Moderator
Joined: Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:19 pm Posts: 2017 Location: Illinois Gender: Female .: Amazing.
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I remember somewhere on the NFC I wrote a haiku made entirely out of smileys. 
_________________ Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose.
We're all part of a very talented breakfast.
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| Sat May 30, 2009 9:05 am |
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Kung Fu Fury
Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:14 pm Posts: 1239 Location: Don't ask...for gods sake don't ask... Gender: Male .: ROCK ON!
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I am most hungry I must eat food right now please! food in oven now 
_________________ 'I can't throw for shit...' 
'tis no man! 'tis a vicious, eating machine! - Baron Von Evil on Kung Fu Fury's eating habits
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| Sat May 30, 2009 10:38 am |
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