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Dear Apple iPod,
why will you not charge up?
You fucking shit thing.

Do it now!!!
5 sylables frist line.
6 2nd line.
5 for the last line.

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Thought it was 5/7/5?

Anyway...

This is a haiku
The statement below is true
Truly a haiku

:funone:

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Stupid fish dinner!
Choking on bones unpleasant!
Do not want at all!

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I mopped the floor
Using a seven-foot mop
The floor was cleaned

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I was hungover
Shower and gym made me well
must remember this

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Sun May 17, 2009 2:15 pm
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E A D G B
Wherefore is my missing E?
One pound fifty please.

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Mon May 18, 2009 4:45 pm
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I need a strong drink
Something with alot of kick
a strong drink indeed

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There are few posters!
Why is nobody posting?!
Please post more people!

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Look I am posting
I am posting right here
What an awesome post

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The Karma Project
Few members it has right now
Needs more exposure

:funone:

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I concur baron!
more members are needed here!
more members indeed...

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Thu May 21, 2009 3:39 pm
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We're looking down on Wayne's basement.
Only that's not Wayne's basement.
Isn't that weird?


Had to be done, even though I don't think it's really a haiku.

I think I might what the film :funone:

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Exams draw nearer
And therefore, my friends,
My posts are fewer

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I spent 6 months talking to a girl in haiku's. That was great. I'm dead serious too.

Allergies sucks ass
Where is my benadryl?
Benadryl help me!


Tue May 26, 2009 6:56 am
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sparred with freinds all day
large bruises formed on arms now
punch kick elbow knee!

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Mozart, king of art
With my fish is a true joy
Bubbles and scales.

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Bored to bloody hell
there is nothing fun to do!
fucking college work :mad:

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Baron is quite wise.
A proper haiku be this:
With 5-7-5


At least that's what I was taught. :funone:

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But I checked the internets! They told me 5-6-5! :wow:

Would the internets lie to me?...

Actually..thats more than likely.

Carry on.

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I remember somewhere on the NFC I wrote a haiku made entirely out of smileys. :funone:

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I am most hungry
I must eat food right now please!
food in oven now :bigsmile:

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